Tonight is PREMIERE NIGHT! ABC has released bios of the women who will compete for Dolton's theoretical special flower.
There's a lot to unpack here. Lots of IG bios about dogs and Bible quotes. So they'll love Dolton's dog that's named Sniper after a gun, super fun. Due to Jesus, they'll also theoretically love his "untouched" peen, also very fun.
Click on a face for fascinating and poignant character-defining details.
I have a feeling this may be our darkest season yet. See you tonight.