Hama's "emotionally exhausted." Lord Harrison enters and in an aggressive power move "accidentally" calls Hama "Caelynn". He's conducting interviews and narrating their rivalry storyline to the players.
Miss NC Caelynn's confessional re: Hama: "She's like a gnat that won't go away."
âLord Harrison: "Some bad news. There is no date today... You're going to a place we've never been in the history of this show... You'll be meeting Colton in Singapore!"
They go to Singapore
It seems like they're making a big push to get people to visit Singapore after Crazy Rich Asians. Demi: "Could Colton lose his virginity in Singapore? Maybe." Content Hannah: "Where is Singapore?" Jesus Christ.
Dolton buys a banana and contemplates at Singapore. The players enter the hotel and there's hotel ad footage. Phlebotemist Tayshia gets the first date. Demi: "The less girls the merrier." Dolton does another stupid confessional video while he drinks tea to introduce the Phlebotemist Tayshia storyline: "Should be a blast. I'm really hoping that today we don't die."
Phlebotemist's Extreme ADVENTURE Date
Dolton: "I never wanted to do something where I could be injured, I always played it safe." He leads her down a beach to a bungee jumping place and Phlebotemist can't stop smiling because she's so scared.
Dolton jumps off. We get a great shot of him jumping while he high-pitched screams. He bounces up again and screeches, "Oh no! Not again!"
Bungee Man to Phlebotemist: "That doesn't give you confidence?" Phlebotemist: "No! He sounded like a little girl!" Dolton from 1000 feet away: "I'm right there with ya!" She jumps. After the adrenaline injection, they strip down on the beach and make out in the sea. Phlebotemist, you're not into him, you're into being back on the ground!!
Later at Drinks...
Phlebotemist announces she's going to play her Personal Tragedy Card. She doesn't need to play it tonight! Save for later! Phlebotemist: "I'm genuinely a really happy person... There's a lot to me that makes me me. This past year and a half has been hard for me... I was married and got divorced... being a Christian woman you think you're going to be married once and that's going to be it... you can't make someone want to be married." Nice, inserting that she's religious. But will she marry someone without banging for a second time? Fool you twice... If your PTC is divorce you probably do have to say it on first one-on-one.
Back at the House...
The group date's announced and it's revealed that Miss NC gets the second one-on-one. Hama: "The other one" got it. "This is the most hurtful result that could happen this week."
Back on the Date...
Phlebotemist gets the Roze and they go on a big ferris wheel. Phlebotemist: "This is so cool! I want to do this! Yay!" I bet she says this in the fantasy suite too.
Gross Out Group Date
Demi screams: "O.M.G!" and sprints to Dolton first. She somehow ends up on his shoulders after this.
They make Dolton and the players have their blood sucked from their bodies by leeches.
All of the players cooperate for some reason. Demi: "I have the sweetest blood ever."
Now they have to eat weird food.
A fortune teller tells Dolton that Speech Pathologist Cassie is "his sister in a past life."
Dolton sits down with Hama. She says she wants to show him she's a "noble woman." He says he got old Hama back. He's like a child doing a book report in his speech to her.
âSpeech Pathologist Cassie makes out with him: "Would your sister kiss you like that?" Dolton: "That's not a kiss that a sister would give."
Demi nails the PTCSS and plays her PTC to Dolton: "This week my Mom was released from federal prison... My mom might be really messed up but she loves me and no matter what she does I'll love her." Please tell me she makes Hometowns. She wipes what appears to be sweat off her face like it was a tear.
Courtney is crying now while doing absofuckinglutely nothing: "He keeps making moments for other people... He talked to Demi twice."
Demi gets the Group Date rose for her PTC. Demi: "This is Cloud Nine."
The Spoils One-on-One Date
Miss NC leaves the other players for her date: "I'm sorry. I love you guys. Bye!" They put Miss NC on this date just to make Hama lose it. Hama: "I should have clapped for her when she walked out for her one-on-one."
Dolton pretends he's spending money and buying Miss NC new dresses and shoes: "I splurge every once in a while."
Miss NC: "To be spoiled like this is so much fun to me." This random designer behind them: "Jennifer Lopez eat your heart out!"
Back at the Hotel...
Hama: "What if he buys her shoes and a dress?" Someone: "Imagine her being more glam." Miss NC comes home with a shit-ton of shopping bags so the producers can shove it in the other players' faces. She can't stop laughing because she's so happy. Speech Pathologist Cassie: "Oh I'm so mad... It's not easy to see someone I'm dating now doing that to someone else... I am so happy for Caelynn." CASSIE STARTS CRYING AGAIN.
Back at the Date Drinks...
Miss NC announces she's about to play her PTC, starting to cry: "This is a conversation I have to have in relationships... it's a part of my story... it's not easy for me to talk about... it's something that has come between intimacy... Four years ago I was a sophomore in college. Me and four girlfriends went to ... something really bad happened last night... the three of us were all sexually assaulted... They took photos... I was turned away at a hospital... the men got away with it... one did get expelled-- the rest of them got away with it."
Jesus Christ. That was rough. Dolton trying to respond to this: somehow rougher.
Erika: "It's shitty they used this in the advertisements for the show." TRUTH.
Dolton: "I want you to know with me you are safe." No shit. Now I feel bad for thinking she was mean earlier. They hug. Now Dolton talks about how his gymnast ex was sexually abused. Now he's using his ex's rape as an excuse for his virginity????? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK????????
Miss NC seems unfazed by this sociopathic behavior: "I'm way stronger than I ever imagined." They go to another Crazy Rich Asians location. There's a Sexual Assault hotline card. Yiiiiiiiiikes. At least this seemed slightly better handled than the BIP sexual assault controversy.
Dolton drinks white wine and awards Content Hannah the trophy of seeing his room. Content Hannah: "I'm going to try really hard to open up even though it's scary for me... I'm not going to be great at words"... because I'm really hot. And my Content is mostly, my face. Dolton: "I really like Hannah G so much. And I don't know much about her." Because she's really hot.
They make out on his bed WHILE WEARING SHOES!!!!! Dolton gets on top of her. Content Hannah: "Tonight he acknowledged me in like the biggest way ever. This is why I'm here." Erika: "To dry hump?" They make the bed after??
âMiss NC pulls Bama for a one-on-one. Demi: "They have been avoiding each other like the fucking plague."
Miss NC: "There's been tension, unnecessary drama. I think we've both been putting it off."
Hama: "We used to be friends and then had a tiff."
Miss NC: "Let's do this as women. Let's squash this once and for all."
Hama: "I don't think you're a horrible person."
Miss NC: "I don't wish anything bad on you."
Hama's confessional: "I do accept her apology... World War III was averted tonight." Confused where she found the apology.
Meanwhile, the Demi and Courtney drama escalates. Dolton: "This is my greatest fear coming alive right now." It's a vagina.
Courtney: "I hope that people who don't deserve to be here go home. It's not a show. It's not a show and tell. It's not a game." Chad: "It's literally all of those things."
Demi: "I'm just so tired of her throwing shade." She grabs Dolton and declares, "Courtney, she is like the cancer of the house. She like attacked me. She told me I was playing God because I talked to you again."
Dolton: "She attacked you?" Demi: "Yeah but it didn't really phase me... She's the one person who I think is not deserving of your heart. Ugh! It kills me to even talk to you about it at all." Dolton: "I definitely don't want to hear someone attacks or is verbally abusive." Demi is a fucking STAR: "That's all I want to say about it." Then she kisses him.
Cancer Courtney steals Dolty and tattles: "I opened up to Demi about how I was upset. She got up said she was going to the bathroom and went back to you." Dolton: "The words 'attack' and 'you being the cancer of the house' were brought to my attention." Cancer Courtney's confessional: "My worst enemy in the world would never say that about me."
Demi: "I know she's in there bashing me. Nobody wants to be around her because she's so negative."
Cancer Courtney senses she's going home and decides to Kamikaze. Cancer Courtney: "If anyone isn't here for the right reasons it's Demi... You only see this much of Demi... This is a game to her... You could be anybody. The fact that you're the Bachelor is the reason she's here." As opposed to the others??? Dolton hugs her. NO KISS. Dolton: "Hearing that is making me question my relationship with Demi."
Cancer Courtney to the other players: "Raise your hand if you think I'm the cancer of the house." Demi: "What, that's what I said! I do feel that way. I feel like you are. You did not have a calm and concise relationship dude." I love how she says dude. Kirpa can't stop laughing.
Demi: "You said the meanest things to me in my life... You said I was playing god." Cancer Courtney: "You're very immature. You should probably take a time out."
Someone: Last night's fight "was not the big finale. Tonight was the Big Finale."
Demi: "Tracy and me beef all the time. But she belongs here more than Courtney. Maybe she could potentially not suck one day. But as of right now, she sucks!"
âRoses for: Content Hannah, Kiss Virgin Heather, Kirpa, Alabama Hama, Katie, Alaskan Elyse, Ex-Dancer Sydney, Speech Therapist Cassie, Nicole, Onyeka.
Cancer Courtney and Hat Tracy go home. I love when only one or two goes home after rose ceremony. Will you two losers go home?
Cancer Courtney: "It says a lot about a person if you already have a rose and you spend your one-on-one bashing another woman." When people butcher feminism on this show.......
Demi: "Ding Dong the bitch is dead... Doctor Demi cut out the cancer. She made the mistake of fucking with me and now she's out the door." She gives a pointed cheers to the other players: "To no more freaking leaches ever again!"
Tag: Content Hannah jokes about how she ate weird food and "we'll have to see where I am in an hour." I can tell you that in two hours you're going to be dry-humping a virgin and then making a hotel bed.